I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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