I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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