lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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