your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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