none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she told me i tasted like america
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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