does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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