What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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