This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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