Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
