i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
