Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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