I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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