I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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