We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Dicks are not precious.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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