she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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