Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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