two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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