Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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