i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
