he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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