Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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