This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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