I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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