I accidentally burped into my bong.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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