she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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