protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am naked and annoyed.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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