i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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