The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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