I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
