He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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