bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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