i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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