Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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