I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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