happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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