Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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