Having a random hookup so left but love u
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
