but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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