Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
