normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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