the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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