my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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