I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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