just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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