Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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