he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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