it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
