You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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