Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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