Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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