quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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