porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so let's talk penis.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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