so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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