I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
