Life is so much better after having sex.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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